Ego Demotivational Poster
STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.
VEGETARIAN - Tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride
ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".
CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!
Bierce on The Ego -
NEGOTIATIONS - Made Easy
BREAKING NEWS - Lego Land is in turmoil this evening after what some experts are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." Please stay tuned.
LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.
ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another
LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands
INFLATED EGO - You'll know you have one when you see the picture and realize that the camera wasn't pointed at you.
STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.
ABOVE IT ALL -
HOSTAGE SITUATION -
LEGOS - Building the awesome one brick at a time
SWAGGER - The bar has been set
OPRAH - just learned that there's someone on the planet who doesn't know who she is.
LEGO MASTER CHIEF - Your argument is invalid
EGOTISM VS NARCISSIM -
SETTLE DOWN BOYS - She just stepped on a Lego ...
MMMM... - Plasticky
EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.
LEGO - Helping to defy the laws of physics
CARMEN SANDIEGO - She Can't be far from my house. She was there last night.
CARMEN SANDIEGO - Pre-teen boys still hope to find her in their pants.
OFFICE POLITICS #11 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind
LEGOS - Meening of pain: 4 studs...4 oz... and blend in with your floors
LEGO FABULAND - Responsable for turning kids into furry fans
BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.
LEGO CHURCH - More proof that some people have WAAAAAY too much free time!
LIFE LESSONS - In order to please others, we loose our hold on our life's purpose. ~Epictetus~
CARMEN SAN DIEGO + WALDO = - Invisible offspring
What if -
SELF ASSURANCE -
WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...uh...oh nevermind
AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego
CARMEN SANDIEGO - Finally, she's been sighted again!
"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -
INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake
LEGO BREW -
DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.
ALAN MOORE - Just shit cinderblocks
NO MATTER - how hard you try there is always that one missing piece
NOTHING SAFE - No matter how awful something was, somebody somewhere will eventually make a sick joke out of it.
LOOKS LIKE LEGO - Might just be severely pixelated
OBI-WAN KENOBI HOLDING YARN - Your argument is invalid.
EGOTISTICAL AND RULES -
HAWAMLEH - A TRIBUTE (I GUESS) -
PATRICK! - Thank God... cuz I thought I was gonna have to go all Jedi on your ass dude!
LEGO PORN -
LEGO CAMPING - Just As Boring As Real Camping
LEGO SARAH PALIN - Part of the new Lego Political Playset Now 10% smarter than the actual candidate!
SOMETHING IS WRONG - When we talked, I talked about me, you talked about you, when we should have talked about each other.
DORIAN GRAY -
CHILD POVERTY -
LEGOS - Building the next alcoholic.
ANTI-DISCRIMINATION LAWS - In some cases, they need to be reconsidered.
PREGNANCY - It's for girls.
LEGOMANIAC - 'nuff said.
PORTAL - legos love it to
STEPHEN HAWKING - Even As A Lego He Still Can't Walk
DAMN! - That Carmen Sandiego is looking FINE!!!!
LEGOISM - When you become the toy.
LEGOS - Adding excitement to your dog's bowel movements
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE
OLD GREGORY - he's charging his lasers.
SOME GIRLS ARE BORN WINNERS - You were born with a bag over your head.
SLASHIES - Sometimes, You Just Can't Help But Encourage Them
LOL - what a dumbass.
Thumbs up -
Time has come today -
10 Million Lego man -
The Breakfast Club -
NARCISSIST - I'm sorry, your common sense got lost in the hall of mirrors of my mind
REFLECTING ON YOUR PAST -
lego cars -
AN OPPORTUNITY - For his wife to say "that's it"? and then find something else for him to do.
Netflix Streaming -
INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS - In the most of cases they twist the reality!
CROWDY SWIMMING POOL IS CROWDY -
GOOD ADVICE -
KEVIN RUDD - His ego knows no boundaries.
SGM PLAYSET - Sage Greybeard Fantasy Playset comes complete with everything you see here! Motifake Nun accessories sold separately
LEGO BOWSER - The badass of Toy town
TIME - Some people have waaay too much of it
FREE TIME - He haz moar den u
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